Apparently, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are anti-vaxxers. I’ve decided to help them out in the cause by updating some of his lyrics so he can easily get his message out to his fans.
I’m Bringing Measles Back
I’m bringin’ measles back
Them other boys ain’t anti-vax
I’m anti-science cause it’s brains I lack
Don’t want my babies to have needle tracks
You’ve got a fever baby
You don’t feel OK
My shoddy science says you’ll be OK
Let’s have a party let’s spread it all the way
That’s as far as got. I guess he’s on his own to finish the rest of the lyrics. I think it will be a hit with the anti-vaxxer crowd.
A song got stuck in my head today and it made me start thinking about some song lyrics and alternate meanings to the words. I jotted a few down and have added some thoughts. I only made it to five before my mind went blank. Feel free to add some in the comments.
Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I’ll be watching you – I will start with an easy one and one where the lyrics mean exactly what they say. There are plenty of love songs out there that could qualify the singer as a stalker. This is the one that always comes to my mind. This is not love. This is creepy and someone needs a restraining order.
I’ve got a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you – If you have a hole in your heart, you aren’t missing someone. You have a septal defect and should see a doctor. Most holes close on their own, though many may need surgery or a catheter-based procedure to close the hole. Symptoms can be treated with blood pressure medicines or diuretics.
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you – There are multiple medical reasons that could account for numbness in the face. Since the numbness only occurs when you are with them, I would lean toward some sort of weird allergy, or they are poisoning you. Either way, I would recommend you stay away from them.
I’m addicted to you baby you’re a hard habit to break – Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous can probably help you. Don’t be ashamed to seek help. Addiction is an illness.
I’ve got chills, they’re multiplyin and I’m losing control – The chills might be caused by a fever, but chills and a feeling of loss of control is most likely a panic attack. You should see your doctor about anti-anxiety medication and consider therapy as well. I am a little concerned about the secondary “electrifying” symptom.