I got the second dose of the Moderna vaccine today. So far, so good. My arm is a little sore. I’m sleepy, but my dog woke me up at 4:45 this morning so it’s hard to say that is due to the vaccine. I did however feel the need to text a couple of dumb … More One Vaccine Side Effect for Me Was Bad Jokes
A commercial is playing constantly during basketball that uses the lyrics to Opportunities by the Pet Shop Boys. I mentioned on Facebook that for some reason my brain has changed the last lyrics to “let’s make smarter monkeys” for some reason. It’s in my head all the time. I decided to see if I could … More Planet of the Apes: The Musical – Apeortunites
The Golden Globes were this weekend. My memories reminded me of something I posted during the red carpet phase of an award show. This reminded me of a variety of phrases that can be taken a different way than they are intended. Here are a few starting with the red carpet question: Who are you … More Words and My Weird Brain
I thought I would share three photos I found and have shared recently on social media.
The below status update up in my memories today. It reminds me that I used to be funny on social media. Someone once told me I should put all of my witty posts in a book. I think they were exaggerating my humor, but I used to be known for being funny. Maybe now that … More Back When I Was Funny on Facebook
I wrote in the middle of the lockdown about how there is a time to laugh, even in bad times. This is the four year anniversary of the death of my mom. TimeHop and Facebook memories are reminding me every day of her death and my travel home for her funeral. They are tough memories, … More Humor at the Worst of Times
WordPress has started up their daily prompts again and today’s word is joke. Joke Is a hard word for this point in time. Normally on April 1 I would be annoyed reading all of the stuff people are posting on Facebook and Twitter about how much they hate April Fools Day. I would guess that … More A Time to Cry…A Time to Laugh
Another update of a lighter post so I don’t depress everyone with more talk about quarantine One of the things I enjoy about Facebook memories and Timehop is the reminder that I think I’m hilarious. Here are some recent statuses that have popped up and other things I’ve sad that I Can remember: Wife: Is … More The One Where Tater Thinks He’s Hilarious
Spend some quarantine time pondering these questions. As I wait for it to be time to go to work I ponder these deep questions: Why is everything at Giant Foods normal sized? Can you buy half and half and Whole Foods? Can you drink Naked Tea while clothed? Is a female paparazzi a mamarazzi? Can … More Pondering Life’s Important Questions
Resurrecting some lighter posts periodically to take my mind off things. I should do more posts like these. I like it a lot more than the sad ones lately. There are coupons in our staff lounge that are for one free child for each adult at the Baltimore Zoo. My first thought was that I … More What’s Your Sign?