Apparently, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are anti-vaxxers. I’ve decided to help them out in the cause by updating some of his lyrics so he can easily get his message out to his fans.
I’m Bringing Measles Back
I’m bringin’ measles back
Them other boys ain’t anti-vax
I’m anti-science cause it’s brains I lack
Don’t want my babies to have needle tracks
Spotty babe
You’ve got a fever baby
You don’t feel OK
My shoddy science says you’ll be OK
Let’s have a party let’s spread it all the way
That’s as far as got. I guess he’s on his own to finish the rest of the lyrics. I think it will be a hit with the anti-vaxxer crowd.
I considered writing a post about anti Vaxxers, but I’m trying to keep my blood pressure down
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