The World's Common Tater

Apparently, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are anti-vaxxers.  I’ve decided to help them out in the cause by updating some of his lyrics so he can easily get his message out to his fans.

I’m Bringing Measles Back

I’m bringin’ measles back

Them other boys ain’t anti-vax

I’m anti-science cause it’s brains I lack

Don’t want my babies to have needle tracks

Spotty babe

You’ve got a fever baby

You don’t feel OK

My shoddy science says you’ll be OK

Let’s have a party let’s spread it all the way

That’s as far as got. I guess he’s on his own to finish the rest of the lyrics. I think it will be a hit with the anti-vaxxer crowd.