I figured out how to search my Facebook timeline and copied and pasted every dumb thing I could find that I’ve posted on election day. The list is smaller than I thought it would be. Maybe my search was faulty. Now I can just share this every year. Anyway, enjoy.
Every election year I consider moving to Canada not because of the candidates but because of the Americans discussing the candidates.
I’m too old to rock the vote, but I’m gonna smooth jazz the heck out of it.
I actually voted last week. Maybe I will do it again.
I opted not to go the straight-ticket route this election. I only voted for gay candidates
dad, librarian, UK fan, Ravens fan, future hermit