I just saw an article about the possibility of National Parks being sponsored by businesses. I don’t think naming rights are being discussed, but I took it upon myself to come up with some possible sponsored names of National Parks. Feel free to suggest some more in the comments.
Grand Canyon sponsored by Big Ass Fans becomes Big Ass Canyon
Yosemite National Park sponsored by Walmart becomes Yosemite Sam Walton National Park
Great Smokey Bones Bar and Grill Mountains
Woolite Mammoth Cave
French’s Yellowstone National Park
Ever Glade® National Park
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