Sponsored National Parks

I just saw an article about the possibility of National Parks being sponsored by businesses. I don’t think naming rights are being discussed, but I took it upon myself to come up with some possible sponsored names of National Parks. Feel free to suggest some more in the comments.

Grand Canyon sponsored by Big Ass Fans becomes Big Ass Canyon

Yosemite National Park sponsored by Walmart becomes Yosemite Sam Walton National Park

Great Smokey Bones Bar and Grill Mountains

Woolite Mammoth Cave

French’s Yellowstone National Park

Ever Glade® National Park

2 thoughts on “Sponsored National Parks

  1. Robert "Goat" Beveridge July 26, 2016 / 6:43 pm

    >Woolite Mammoth Cave<

    I doubt most of the people using the Internet are old enough to remember this, but I lawled.


    • theycallmetater July 26, 2016 / 7:03 pm

      I hesitated on this one because I thought it was a stretch and no one would appreciate it. I’m glad someone liked it.


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